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A man is driving up a steep narrow mountain road.

And a woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the man leans out of the window and yells, "WATCH OUT, PIG!!" The woman immediately leans out of her window and replies, ASSHOLE!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the woman rounds the next corner, she crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. Moral of the story........"If only women would listen."

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A man is driving up a steep narrow mountain road.
And a woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the man leans out of the window and yells, "WATCH OUT, PIG!!" The woman immediately leans out of her window and replies, "ASSHOLE!!!" They each continue on their way, and as the -

man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a jackass heading in the same direction as he. Moral of the story, "If men don't have their head up one ***ass, it's usually in the other."

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