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tried to listen to the current alt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDS_vqw6IM8

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tried to listen to the current alt.
Would you be hurt by this?

maybe he just doesnt know you good enough yet

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The lord changes times and seasons, He removes kings and sets up kings, he gives wisdom to the wise and knowledge to those with understanding.

Evansent wrote:
Sometimes I donโ€™t know whether to take you seriously or not. Itโ€™s like youโ€™ve had this epiphany and other times Iโ€™m like ๐Ÿค”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKhScy7E_aI

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so.........

a handful of nails thrown loosely around the parking spot might not solve your problem, but it might help to make you feel better when they get flats, lmao

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I've convinced myself that I've cheated on my boyfriend while blackout drunk when I KNOW deep down I did not.

I read this and now Iโ€™ve accidentally summoned a demon.

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Doritos just came out with a new Vomit flavored chip.

Yอคอญอฅฬ‡eti. wrote:
Congratulations jeb, you've won the random query contest.

https://duckduckgo.com/?ia=web&q=vomit+flav...

:)

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Joke.

lmfao

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There is no one to get angry at.

Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. Leo Tolstoy

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Way over due

i kill my laptops too often to spend too much on them, spilled a whole beer on one, fried it, spilled a glass of lemonade on another, fried that one, just last week i thought i fried this one by wiping the keyboard down with too wet a rag but it came back up the next day, whew...

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